Wednesday, May 21, 2008
JUST FOR LAUGHS
WEIRD SINGAPOREANS EH??
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on (hello people! we must save the Earth & conserve energy!)
2. Daytime - Cannot Wake up; Nite time - Cannot Sleep (yesyes!!! that's talking about me!~)
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
4. Smell Of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterboxes
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other than Chinese to communicate.
6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain (yes, i've read an article on Whiny Singaporeans who whine but don't lodge complaints)
7. There are quite a number of asset rich/cash poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans
8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3G mobile phones and powerful computers but they have no idea how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet (amazing isn't it?)
9. Half of the Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half are busy killing stray cats
10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy??
11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, Harder and Harder to Maintain
13. Public Buses - Half the Crowd squeeze in the front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghosts
14. Education - Teachers teach Less but expects students to learn More
(i've heard this since i was in secondary school, but i still can't figure out how it works even after graduating from junior college, oohs well.. the fked up education system we have here)
yunn. at 12:12 AM