Thursday, February 23, 2006
Cg bonding time during breakActually, it's the mass bombardment of Clara by our CG.Initially I thought I was being 101% unlucky when i saw Clara plonking himself next to my seat in the canteenI exercised my tolerance until i finished my bowl of tau hueyTrust me...I never had difficulty finishing that little bowl of tau huey, but not today..With Clara beside me.. Eating in peace became a distant dream to be fulfilled..Later, after the guys finished eating at another table (the exclusive guys' table i suppose & clara certainly didnt belong there...well I'm not being mean ok? ), DH came over to 'gay' with Clara...Woah! DH's darn gd at it man! Making Clara flinch & squeal in fright when he touched C's chin in mock seduction. C let out high-pitched yelps of " Don't touch me!" , "Don't pull my shirt!"...Every phrase makes all our CG mates cringe in disgust. I could feel goosebumps all over...BRR..We pointed out several 'gay'+ irritating characteristics displayed by C, which he refused to admit. Eg. 1)He dont have bones at his wrist, so he cant keep his hands upright. 2) His hand gestures make him look as though he's doing Chinese dance 3) To touch his specs, he need to cup both hands at the side of his face & blink while pushing the specs frame up...... There's more to it..But i guess i shldnt waste too much blog space describing disgusting stuff. But he finally admitted that he has a super-duper extraordinary high-pitched voice (something that minmin had been trying to tell him for 2 miths) Poor minmin!This bombardment session lasted till GP lesson. Cuz he shocked us consistently with his intolerable loud shrieks(as expected) + he's greedy enough to empty half of Han's candy tub by insisting on taking a sweet of each flavour but was dumb enough as to not know that the flavour of the sweet's shown at the back of each wrapper. ( he actually spent hellalot of time staring at the front wrapper of the sweets trying to deciper the flavours by recognising Winnie the pooh characters on the wrappers )Gosh!!!I wonder how he passed his PSLE...(note: I didnt mention O Levels..)Ok..I shall stop being meanBut I just cant help but share all those funny details that make me/us laugh as though as there's no tomorrow.Happiness should be shared yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 3:46 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Well well... My scientific calculator died on me again!It seems NOT to have a liking for chemistry.The night before my chemistry test, it went blonkersTwo days later, after I bought a new EL 546VAIt recovered miraculously, much to my surprise & horrorIt died again the 2nd time 2 days agoWhen I was in the midst of doing calculations during chemistry practicalHad to make do with graphic calculator borrowed from tianThanks Tian!Isn't scientific calculators meant for scientific uses???Well well...My calculator probably prefers physics...yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 9:08 AM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
CyberloafingI enjoy cyberloafingImmerselySome say cyberloafing is a theft of timeAffects productivity & efficiencyI say cyberloafing is a good destressing toolLet me exwecise my fingersWith quick games to test my witsHere are some exampleshttp://www.maggiemarket.comGo to games ( Facial House, Sushi, HK cafe, Kill time in Office )http://www.eastoftheweb.com/games(word game)http://webmessenger.msn.com(for online chatting with pals when downloading of msn messenger is prohibited)http://ww.youtube.comhttp://www.sharkle.com(for the hottest videos in town)come to my blog, I'll provide hilarious reads worth a laugh!yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 11:55 AM
Monday, February 20, 2006
TOP 10 IMPOSSIBLE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN1) Get Clara a girlfriend2) Put Clara in a ballerina's tutu skirt & do a ballet routine3) Get my dad to drive me to school in a pink Ferrari4) Earn my first million before the age of 20 (mind u i'm already 18)5) Get straight As for A level H1,2 & 3 subjects6) Go for cosmetic surgery7) Fly to the moon8) Go fishing in the middle of Sahara Desert9) Pon GP lessons without Gaya asking about it10) Win Campus SuperstarEarly morning, Clara knocked into me, fortunately I didnt fall flat on the ground.What a way to start a day!!!yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 11:52 AM
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Gotta miss Janet who's leaving TJ for SP.Elvin's leaving too for SAJC.Maybe Shuhan may go VJCTian may go to her 1st choice HCISo sadBut glad that Jas & Qiqi's staying putSo happyWent over to see minmin's blog just nowSo sad that i missed yw's interesting imitation of claraMake me regret not going for road runCant blame me thoughI've got a bad blister from training for road runShows that I'm hardworking enough (as if)XH intoduced me to her friend's blogSo chim siaMake me feel like an amateurish bloggerMaybe her GP's top in NYJCConsole myself kays?Her self-professed unorthodox writings & thoughts used to worry her teachers back in secondary schoolI know the reason whyHer brain dont function like a typical teenagerFar more complexMakes me pale in comparisonSo I should just stop comparingA mere consolation for my frail heart & soulCuz I'm just a normal 18 yr oldNo extraordinary talents to flauntWhat do you expect me to say?yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 3:03 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2006
I just stumbled upon a blog from an AHS schoolmate from one of my friends' blog (oops! i forget hu since i visited one too many at one go )This guy is darn funny, with 101% lame posts, i cant help but left something on the tagboard as 'passerby 2' since i dunno the fellow personally. But be warned, if u dun have a imaginative mind and a good sense of humour, please stay away, I'm afraid that you cant take the shock.Okies..time to unveil the address after crapping so much. That guy should thank me ok, i advertise his blog for free leh.
http://www.shungui.blogspot.com
I still think i deserve some comisssion.yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 1:30 PM
Friday, February 17, 2006
New classmate!Dear Di hui joined cg 24 today, so surprised to see him. I'm sure he was too when i said i'm in 24. He said he recognised my voice from afar as i talked to him at MOE HQ 2 days ago. He applied for poly too. Optometry in SP, taking a precious place in the prestigious course which he never intended to go. So selfish. But same here actually, I applied to be among the first 50 students in NYP's food science course pioneer batch, though i'm bent on staying in TJ. Fancy calling me 'da la ba' loosely translated as Big Trumpet. I called him the big big trumpet since his mouth is much bigger than mine.yeah..He overtook Dada aka 180 to be the oldest fellow in class. He's born 25 days b4 180! Hahaz...You should have seen 180's reaction upon hearing he lost the age war.Clara finally returned my yearbook after taking it 'hostage' for days & refusing to return unless i tell him more stuff. Thanks to xiaoqiang who helped me to pluck out the yearbook from Clara's bag.Smiles** I miss my yearbookHope it isnt tortured by Clara..yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 4:14 PM
Thursday, February 16, 2006
It's Clara time!!!Time to give regular update about this nosey classmate. 2 days ago, jas & i were talking as we were browsing the tj yrbk. Didnt know that Clara's listening all along...eavesdropping to be exact! So sinister! @.@He wanted me to tell him everything I told jas that day.OMG..I told jas all about the handsome guys in tj, notably some famous faces in yr one & two last ur. Introducing the cute guys from volleyball, cool dudes from basketball. So what the hell does Clara want to know about all these>?? Juz dont understand him! So 38..When he speaks, he cant stop gesturing & sticking out his index finger to point at this & that. Cant atand him lurking around me!So i ran out of the class immediately, with a 'promise' to tell him all that crap that i've told jas. Really entertaining gal..oh nono..forgot this fella is a guy.Sianz..Tell me a better excuse to get my yearbk back without having to sit around Clara & talk to him for an hour. Save me from the agony please!I sincerely enter my pleaI pleadyunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 4:05 PM
What a fine day!I ponned 2 lessons of GP, which will be nothing but boring. I rather go home & read my Newsweek. Hope cg rep Ting will not kill me. The teacher relatively inexperienced & the class isnt interested to be spontaneous enough to prevent myself from falliing asleep. So I decided to do more constructive stuff----- blogging!! Helps to hone my GP skills..eheh..(like real)Now with tian & jas, hope tian will remain in tjc wor, so we can skip lessons together.. Haha...A clique that specialises in skipping boring & unfruitful lessons. Free up more time for e-learning & self-study. (as if) Should learn more from Bryant, heard from jas that he's a regular ponner of lessons. And feeling pretty not guilty about it. Thick-skinned fellow!When we returned to the classroom for chemistry tutorial, i started the first lie to explain why we were late for chemistry. Luckily, Ms fong didnt probe further so i dont need more lies to cover up for the first. Han said something like, wow! your toilet trip darn long aeh! Bin bin was the most direct, saying you all pon GP! Too bad tian & jas didnt hear him.yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 10:33 AM
Monday, February 13, 2006
Valentine's Day tomorrowGreat for the loving couplesFantastic for the businessesMarvellous for floristsWonderful for gift shops pedalling V day stuffA sad occasion for singlesThough we celebrate V day under the disguise of Friendship DayIt's never the sameIt's just something to do to console ourselvesIsn't it?SighsSighsSighsWhat were you thinking???I was just sighing over the poor roses that got nipped off for V day.Not much else..Poor roses..yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 3:22 PM
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Hope it isnt disastrous
For a change, I'm using super huge font since dear jas commented that she need to squirm to see my blog entries. I wondered how it will turn out to be. It hurts me to know that, i didnt mean to make people's lives terrible. But by the way, what harm can I do to people when I just say whatever I like. Just be cautious not to tread on racial & religious lines, a bit sensitive in Singapore & also in the world for the hermit's sake or rather for those who just climbed out after hiding in the bedrock for ages. ( just an exaggeration, no offence if I had struck a chord in you, yes you.. )
For those who dont know what a bedrock is, either look it up in the Oxford dictionary or ram your head against the wall or perhaps hit yourself hard on the head with a rock ( provided you know where to find one )
For goodness sake, I think I'm getting more & more crappy & sarcastic & mean. I'm very good natured person to start with, just with a little rebellious streak in me & armed with a mischievous grin.
"there's no malice in my intentions!" English fair people in cg 24 will know what am I saying...Hahahahaha
yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 6:08 PM
Friday, February 10, 2006
What a lazy day/weekSkipped school today. Dont intend to go school on monday. Get tuesday blues for Tuesday. Get ill on Wednesday. Forget about Thursday. Await a long weekend starting from Friday.I suppose I've planned out a slacking schedule for the week ahead. Typical lazy me..I've never been a good planner/ organiser / time manager of my life, though I dont have the financial resources to employ one for myself. i shall try to overcome those overwhelming problems in my life, that will save whole lot of costs involved as I dont trust any other financial planners/insurance policies-selling agents walking down the street. They are out my money isnt it? Though I admit I dont have much in my piggybank/ under my pillow.Okies..I'm still crapping my life away. Not a marvellous pastime anyway. Yet sinfully enjoyable.yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 11:31 AM
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Never underestimate the power of crappingIt can waste time, energy, internet spaceIt can annoy people who are serious go-gettersIt can result in overrun in tv productions when the host babble on and onIt can help bored people kill timeLike now, I'm seriously crapping, wasting internet space & 1 blog entryAt least I didnt annoy other people, I'm annoyed by ClaraHe's still lurking around meOMG...Save me pleasei pleadyunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 2:34 PM
After lessons: in school...About a classmate, whom I'm so unfortunate to have...Cant seem to get rid of Clara, so noisy, so nosey, more 38 than any other gal. For your info, Clara's a guy, we gave him a nickname that suits him better. He was staring intently at my computer screen, which is pretty irritating, cuz there's so many vacant seats around in the computer room, why choose to plonk himself next to me? OMG... Hope I wont be in the same class with him again, if not I'll never get peace.My eardrums will need protection from his high decibals shrieks & screams.yunn left the rollercoaster
yunn. at 2:18 PM