Thursday, August 30, 2007

WAYS to turn men down.. with free doses of sarcasm *evil winks*

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
practical girl eh?! ($.$) money faced

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
pure evil~ hiak hiak hiak

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
Hey girl, playing on words huh?

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I ask you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
Another good one..

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
Man, i love this.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

All these are from an email btw, i arent so free (and evil) to come up with these myself.
Nowadays i seem to be too lazy to forward emails.. hehe so i just post some of them here (with my own comments of course!)

yunn. at 11:41 PM