Monday, July 16, 2007
Stumbled upon a mini jokebook which i'd recorded some jokes 2 years ago...
I didnt even remember it's existence =p
Shall share some
classroom jokes. ^o^
Teacher asked her students to write an essay titled 'If i were a manager'
Half an hour later, she noticed Ben's paper was still blank.
Ben explained that 'I'm still waiting for my secretary to do the job.'
Teacher asked why one of Ben's work is well done, while the other is done poorly.
Ben said 'Cos my mum is a better writer than my dad.'
Teacher asked Edison 'If I were to give you 8 rabbits, how many do you have in all?'
Edison replied 'Nine.'
Teacher 'Why nine?'
Edison 'Because i already had one.'
Teacher: What do rhinocerous have that no other animals can have?
Edison: Little rhinocerous
Teacher: Miki, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mum will blame you!
Miki: Blame me?? Oh no. On the contrary, i'll blame her cos it was her who did all my homework.
Teacher: Why are you always late?
Miki: Everytime I come to the corner, the guidepost says 'School -Go Slow'
Teacher: I hear that you lived close to the sea and yet you never learned to swim?
Royston: What's so strange about that? You are surrounded by air, yet you can't fly!
One day, the teacher asked the class to write about 'The Result of Laziness'. Guess what smart Alex did?
He handed in a blank sheet of paper.
Why Dan the big bully got a D for conduct & A for courtesy in his report card?
Cos whenever he punched someone, he would apologise.
Dan: If the principal doesnt take back his what he said to me this morning, I'll leave the college.
Royston: What did he say?
Dan: He told me to leave the college.
cLoUd's sMiLiNg^^
yunn. at 3:35 PM