Monday, July 23, 2007
From my jokebook part II, it's also the last part.. Cos i didnt continue recording (maybe because i lost the book lols)
'Is ink very expensive, Dad?'
'Why no, what makes you think so?'
'Well, Mum seems to be quite disturbed when i spilled some on the carpet'
A father of 5 came home with a toy, summoned all his children & asked which of them should be given the present, 'Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother & does everything he or she is told?' he inquired.
There was silence & then a chorus of voices:
'Daddy, you deserve this present!'
My 15 year old son came home from sch & found me in bed.
'Don't you feel well, Mum?' he asked with concern.
'I'm having a headache' I said
'Well, don't worry about the dinner,' he reassured me. 'I'll carry you down to the kitchen.'
A grammar teacher married the man of her dreams. On the wedding day, the groom announced that 'She is the best woman in his life'
Upon hearing this, she flew into a rage. Why?
(
Grammar-conscious bride wants to know who's the other 2 women in his life)
Jennie was just married, she asked Uncle John how he managed to sustain his 35 year marriage with Aunt Sarah.
Uncle John replied 'We try not to argue with each other & respect our partner's privacy.'
Jennie asked 'So how did you managed to do that?'
Uncle John 'Aunt Sarah worked during the day, while i worked night shifts.'
yunn. at 8:04 PM