Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Since it's just the start of the year, shall begin with a light-hearted note

JOKE OF THE MONTH
This afternoon, my class was supposedly down for the maths field test, which is carried on on random cgs to gauge our maths standards. Most of us had already settled down & preparing to start the test, when the MOE people asked 'Are you all Year Ones?' We were like 'huh???' and replied in unison 'We are Year Twos!!!' They looked puzzled & one of them made a call. By then we were all chattering, did the tutors make a mistake? Haha
This turned out to be a blunder, the test was meant for Year Ones yet they asked a large bunch of Year twos to stay back for the test... Funny sia! The MOE people have got to come down to school some other day~ Haha
When they told us to return the test papers...
I heard some students say
'Wow! this is the shortest test that i have ever taken! Don't even need to read the questions.. The test end liao!'
'第一次交白卷, 还可以那么开心!'
LOL^^

JOKE OF THE WEEK
By our dear gp tutor
I had no idea why he suddenly talked about the new ramps in school, i wasnt listening by the way haha. Saying he tripped on those ramps many times. This evoked a series of comments by my cg mates. Saying they were ugly, unsightly, too steep, too sudden. Agreed! I got tripped a couple of times too! My tutor wondered why dont they install wooden ramps that would be removable instead of permanent concrete ramps that seemed to be built by some construction amateur. So he said the work seemed to be done by someone who anyhow mixed cement & water together... even i also know what... Just mix cement & water together & pour there. Erhmm cant imagine my tutor pouring cement & making comcrete ramps around the school. LOL.

JOKES OF THE DAY
By our dear gp tutor again
He told another class about 2 sayings: man were created by god or evolved from monkeys?
Then this smart guy replied.. all of us are here are created by god, but you (the tutor) are evolved from monkeys. =.o
haha
so cheeky hope he doesnt get marks deducted in his next gp essay

Green day (hmm i think this should be the name)
All Year 2s distributed flyers to different areas near the school to generate publicity for the event & carnival
Before we started, we had to assemble under the hot hot HOT sun, made me feel like a pie in a baking oven. The teacher ic instructed us not to SLIP flyers under the doors as the residents may SLIP and fall when they open the door & step on them. So funny kays? It rhymes haha amazing..

Midway through one of the blocks, i met a woman who's returning home, when she saw me slipping a flyer into the gates, she asked me 'Why are you littering?' =.O this question caught me offguard. I told her it's a flyer to promote an event at our school. Initially i thought of intro-ing more but i stopped short as i dont think such a snoobish person would be doing charity & recycling. Was quite pissed off by her.
Anyone who's not blind can tell the difference between a FLYER and LITTER.
What a joke~ flyer=litter?

yunn. at 6:35 PM